The Jesus affair
Behold! A few days ago I was making some toasted cheese sandwiches and one nearly got black. In my new house I’ve got a vitroceramic hob and it cooks amazingly fast. Well that’s not the point. Or maybe it is. My sandwich survived, I’d say miraculously… Just when I got another sandwich done, I turned the plate so as to fit this one, and suddenly there it was, there HE was. OMG! Jesus!
No, I’m not going to sell it on ebay. I was… eh… quite… hungry. Yes I was. Don’t look at me like that! I do have a strange aura since then, so for a symbolic price you can come to my house and wash the Jesus-related dishes… Donations are welcome and will be used to fund future Jesus related sandwich affairs. Thanks.
You’ve got to admit it has been a long time without sandwich appearances.